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Pass the “Jaundice”

02 May

I heard a recent spot the radio about how they’ve changed the names of crayons to things that aren’t really a colour.  Some of them were changed in the interest of political correctness (“flesh” anyone?); Some were changed in the interest of marketing.  Some of those changes are so far out of touch with reality, that I fear we are bringing our kids up with a warped sense of colours and colour names.  So, I thought on it, and I’ve come up with some colours you won’t likely see anytime soon:

  1. Overdue Phonebill (pink)
  2. I cut myself (dark grey)
  3. Carpet stain (purple)
  4. Hairball (puke green)
  5. Hey yall, watch this! (blood red)
  6. Dontchajesluuuuvhim? (wife beater shirt white)
  7. Viagra (light blue)
  8. Mother’s little helper (yellow)
  9. Lost Job (pink)
  10. The Internet (flesh)
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Posted by on May 2, 2008 in humour, tongueincheek

 

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